name is Brett. shitty tats and sad stuff are cool to me.
(Source: yo-she-bitch, via narcasisticjunkie)
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(Source: babyldidtoo, via ace)
my leopard gecko hasn’t eaten for over a week so i took him to the vet. vet said he’s extremely healthy and the reason he’s not eating is likely due to him entering breeding season early
i paid $97 to learn that my gecko won’t eat because he’s too fucking horny do anything
can you imagine someone handing you a burger and you being like “i can’t eat this i’m too fucking horny"
(via seedy)
